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Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
