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Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
