I'd still do Blanche.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe