"There's no story, really. I like just dressing as inanimate objects that I've never seen as costumes before."

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis