My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
The Flasher
Halloween costume. He ran around all night thinking he had a huge penis, but it was just a stocking.
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Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
