wolverine
i went as wolverine. i made the claws using tent spikes. i may or may not have killed a baby with them
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.



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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.