Enjoy it both ways before crossing the street!
Yeah, street surfing sounds a lot cooler than "wheel-less carriage."
Just because something's "street legal" doesn't mean you should drive it.
You don't borrow sugar from your neighbors, you burrow piss.
What's the point? The town's just going to ask for a new one next Christmas.
His not-so-well-balanced diet of street trash and sewers ultimately led to his demise.