Your other one was so half-ass

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.