My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
A real life Carebare
My buddy spend 2 weeks sewing this suit himself. He was dripping sweat by the end of the night.
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
