The only thing more important to a police officer than his badge is his sign that keeps him from having to pull people over.
"We went to offer this cop a beer and he was passed out."
Cop car pulling over parking lot security. Maybe he was abusing his power.
When the cops try to bust a catholic school girl party...
Do you get a badge for like, making out with each other and stuff?
Underneath the cop's uniform is a shirt that says "He Loves Being Face Down on the Pavement with a Knee in his Back" with an arrow pointing to that guy.