Maybe she's a sailor and she's married to the sea. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Ryan on November 9, 2007 See More owned lonely More By Ryan View Profile I was like DAMN but then i was like damn Someone got tired of Piss on the seats honest beggar Recommended Comments () Picture At least she's not married to the Thing. Picture Yeah, we're selling the car cheap because it's owner died of a heart attack last year. It's a shame, he was only 32. Yeah, single. Anyway, she's barely got any miles on her - only went to the 7/11 and back. Picture Maybe she's been drinking. Picture Maybe she's just really into Kriss Kross. Picture She's either a stoner or married to a guy named Herb. I suppose she could be both. Picture Durex Ad Directs Cars into Butt Tunnel Comments ()