Look at the camera and say "blaaaaaaargh!"
On the count of 3, everyone look aimlessly away from the camera and say "Where am I?"
"Blacked out at the bar and found this on my camera the next day."
Look at the bright side, now you can poop wherever you want.
"A pic of my girl........best ass in the universe...hands down....c'mon now just look at it!!!"
They say if you look hard enough you can see your future.