If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
The only place where New York borders Ireland.
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Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
