Picture "We put Fred (the opossum) in my buddy's room when he was in class. When he came back he opened his door and this is what he found..."
Picture "I came home to my apartment and found a nice gift bag hanging from my doorknob from my landlord. I couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from until I opened it." He's like the real life "Phantom of the Office."
Picture "I got a frantic email at 3 AM telling me to bring my camera to the luccile roberts 5 towns over. This is what i found when i arrived."