That's what you get for dating Mr. Tea.
THAT GUY CONTEST: Dear Penthouse, I never thought things like this really happened, but...
I love finding things like this under my pillow.
One of these things is not like the others!
"One of these things is not like the other." The woman on the right?
STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY ON SCHOOL!There are more important things. Like thongs.