The weirdest part is that motorcycle gets worse mileage than a tank.
That is the weirdest animal penis I have ever seen, and that's saying something.
That is the strangest Mike O'Malley costume yet.
Three of us went as the weirdest Eiffel Tower ever, one of us went as a creepy That Guy.
The weirdest mural ever.
Really, at this point just go the extra inch and add the 's.