My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
I did it for you CH!
That Guys dream scene, sorority on halloween
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.