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You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith