Ball to the face
I walked into my roomates room and took a picture as I threw a ball at his face....hilarity ensued
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.