So the fact that I had to hear you dry hump your boyfriend every weekend for hours at night. ("we're waiting til we're married") and the fact that your stupid smelly disgusting jersey trash friends slept in my bed pissed me off enough. So yes, when you stayed in one night to paint watercolors with the freaks in our building and left the paintings to dry all over... Read More »
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Leave that thing a-Lohan.
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It's a Christmas miracle!
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