"I blanked on the "Idols of the tribe" so I drew the picture of the Indians dancing around a fire. When I got the exam back not only had i gotten credit for the drawing but the professor added a drawing of a Mushroom shaped bong. I asked him about it and

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

They're the two most popular girls in school.