In addition to the spelling, note how he capitalizes every word, as if it's the name of a book.
In addition to the Civil War, Abe was down with the hip-hop movement too.
Ah yes, the sound of chewing on Thanksgiving IS music to my ears.
Everything is perfect about this picture. Especially the sneakers.
Uncle Sam has something to be thankful for this year.
The perfect opportunity to push her in the pool.