Picture My mom told me to pick you up. Just get in the car, I've got lots of leafy greens. You like leafy greens, don't you?
Picture Maybe they could have just called their salads "The ORIGINAL Tossed Salads" instead of braggin about themselves?
Picture Alex - you are a complete tool and I just want to tell everybody about it! Sincerely ~ CollegeHumor.