Picture I have invented a machine that tells us exactly how much of Lindsay Lohan's chest is visable in every picture of her. Let me turn it on - *BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEEEEEP*. TWENTY EIGHT PERCENT INSERT NEXT PICTURE.
Picture I wish I was Lindsay Lohan's dressing room. It would be a sad lonely life, living as a room instead of a person, but I think it would be worth it.