This is the text message I got from my cousin, "I'm fine, watching 2 dogs fuckin, ran off the road climbed a bank and flipped." He totaled the truck. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Shitstorm on November 22, 2007 See More destruction accidents animal sex More By Shitstorm View Profile Allison Scagliotti-O-Lantern STFU I got bored and jacked the couch Recommended Comments () Picture "MY CAR: totaled after i fled from a hobo with a knife" Picture "I'm at Denny's with some friends and one of them comes back from the bathroom saying something about the towel dispenser landing in the stall while he was in there. He said, while he was on the toilet, some biker looking guy got mad because there were no Picture That's my Jeep, after I ran into a tree coming back from a party.... We couldn't get the side door open so I hooked a chain up to my dad's suburban and tried yankin' it off." Picture Looks they're finally instituting that Hummer penalty we've been asking for. Picture "This is from a football Saturday at Notre Dame. We were walking by this group of kids playing football. My friend told them he would give them $100 if they kicked the ball off to him and he didn't run it back for a touchdown. He ran past most of the kids +250,000 views Picture Apparently he got this bat from A-Rod's cousin. Comments ()