"When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice."

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere