I love you like a fat kid loves cake..... ok maybe not as much as this fat kid.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.