Stephen "Left eye Lopez" Colbert
I was having sex, after the sex was over, I looked on the floor at where the condom wrapper landed and all I could think of was Stephen "Left eye Lopez" Colbert.
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Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
