Boy genius actually just one of the bro's
i was randomly flipping through articles when i came across this and decided to read it. i nearly died laughing when i got to the part and bout his "college days" in other parts of the article the kid talks like he's 30. his mother should wash his mout
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.