Oh my god I want to collect them.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.