He's not embarrassed, he doesn't like you invading his personal space, okay?
COME HERE FOR BUTTERFLY KISSES!
Dog kisses are weird.
"Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!" - Homer Simpson
This monkey poops actual Hershey Kisses. How crazy is that?!?
Gotta love public kisses at Mardi Gras...