the most powerful carwash ever!!

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts