Mario is a lot like Jesus. We meet him as a child, but then we don't know what happens to him until he's baptized in Donkey Kong.

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Mario is a lot like Jesus. We meet him as a child, but then we don't know what happens to him until he's baptized in Donkey Kong.. Mario is a lot like Jesus. We meet him as a child, but then we don't know what happens to him until he's baptized in Donkey Kong.. halloween,mario,gnarly 90's,Holidays,Raccoons

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From Ben on November 29, 2007

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I feel like if we collectively refuse to acknowledge WaLuigi, maybe Nintendo can forget him and pretend the whole thing never happened.

Picture I feel like if we collectively refuse to acknowledge WaLuigi, maybe Nintendo can forget him and pretend the whole thing never happened.

It's not that we don't support the Koopa Troopas. We just don't like the war they're fighting out there against the little man, Mario.

Picture It's not that we don't support the Koopa Troopas. We just don't like the war they're fighting out there against the little man, Mario.

We couldn't afford a pumpkin, so we carved up an apple and gave him a hard-ass edge.

Picture We couldn't afford a pumpkin, so we carved up an apple and gave him a hard-ass edge.

We warned him Zack to stop playing with legos all day.

Picture We warned him Zack to stop playing with legos all day.

For all the kids who dress up as Jesus for Halloween. You know, that one weird pale kid who hangs out with his mom a lot.

Picture For all the kids who dress up as Jesus for Halloween. You know, that one weird pale kid who hangs out with his mom a lot.

So when Donkey Kong kidnapped Mario's girlfriend, she was just bait?

Picture So when Donkey Kong kidnapped Mario's girlfriend, she was just bait?

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