If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
College is the first time since Kindergarten your days get a built in nap time.
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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
