If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
I have a woody for your USB port
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Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
