My friend is black?...yes he is

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve