Hes going to be....

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis