why not to leave your car at the Lambda Chi house
I went to a party down the street and left my car at the Fraternity house and came back the next day to get it and this is what i found. Welcome to Northern Michigan University
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.