"I was doin the butt dartboard long before Steve-O did on Jimmy Kimmel last night. "
"They weren't detailed enough to make me comfortable deciding which would be better ..."
This is so comfortable in here! I could hang out all night!
"This Is My Picture Of The Back Of My Tahoe! Aint It Sweet?? "
Yes, honey... it is the one we thought about getting at Ikea last Wednesday.
Good luck finding your underpants. Hint: They're stuffed into one of the couch cushions.