Sometimes you have to tiptoe into the kitchen for late night snacks.
When you get the munchies, you have to start thinking like Shaggy and Scooby Doo.
When computer nerds get trashed before they get to the liquor store
Wonder what was in his scooby snacks?
The G.O.P can get off to literally anything, especially a long, slow sniff.
"He had to have it sawed off at a hardware store, because our other friend swallowed the key."