You're just jealous you can't do this
My cat is a fat ho who spends half he life with her head in her crotch. I just happened to catch her on the coffee table doin her thing
Like this Picture
Embed
Close
+
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
