"I took a tally of the "Um's" and "ah's" my political science professor used during his lecture. The result: 57 and 365.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

She hasn't been seen since.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.