Picture "She was just lying on my bed when I got back to my dorm. So I politely asked her to leave. She was obviously lost and in the wrong room."
Picture "So in conclusion, if you want to be a Zeta Beta Zeta, this is how sick your bod needs to be. You getting all this, Megan?"
Picture "My friend thinks her butt is amazing. I told her we should lets the interwebz be the judge. JUDGE INTERNETZ, JUDGE!"