The first of hopefully many terrible gift submissions. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Conrad on December 12, 2007 See More shitty gift celine dion More By Conrad View Profile Demonic New Years Labor Cutbacks Have Never Been So Cute Recommended Comments () Picture Hopefully, not too many drunk people will think this is a real sign at night. Picture "Sure, some people find the fist shaped dildo link when shopping on amazon...but how many people buy it as a gift, but decide they want to play with it first?" Picture The first of many, we're just setting the bar here. Picture How many times do we have to tell you, god, you can't bounce them in without calling it first. Picture Hopefully "gotta caught them all" only refers to the Pokemon. Picture "Whats great about this is that this is the first time I have ever seen actual lifejackets hanging on this thing. Normally, you're just outta luck. Hopefully your kid is chubby." Comments ()