I Probably Should've Closed My Mouth Before Cat-Gagging (Gross)

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth