Wait for him to pass out, then add an 'S' to like and an 'N' to me.
"Someone please help me up? I've been stuck like this for the past 3 hours."
"He was so trashed he agreed to let us bury him up to his head!"
There's only one way to get him to move up.
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!
Ok ok you ungrateful lady. Let's just let the ticks win then. Excuse me for trying to help.