I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Mmm... Hot French Bread
My roommate works at the Mt. Sterling Wal-Mart and apparently has nothing better to do there than rearrange tables and send me pictures.
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Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
