If the smoking doesn't give you cancer, the paradox will

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.