Jared's best Stephen Hawking impression.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.