shes my friends girlfriend

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore